Saturday, April 30, 2011

Advance #75: A Royal Wedding For The Ages

The editors of this educational weblog would like to extend their heartiest of congratulations to Darvin Royal, formerly of Mission Viejo, California, and his comely Slavic bride, Dasha Misonova, on their recent nuptials in the lush and mysterious Pacific Ocean nation of Hawai'i.

Your New Bad Habit has officially designated Monday, May 2, 2011--exactly 46 days after the lovebirds first met online--as "Conception Day" for the young couple.

Blushing,
Denny DelVecchio

10 comments:

singlegirlie said...

Viagra really ruined shit for gold diggers. Now they actually have to have sex with the old farts.

I'll be thinking of Denny on Conception Day.

Dr. Cynicism said...

In contrast to singlegirlie, I'm glad gold diggers now have to do some actual "digging." Thanks Viagra!

Adam Curry said...

I was really hoping that the link for conception was going to be to Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" video. It takes me back.

thegoodgreatsby said...

I believe girls from poor eastern European nations deserve to marry a rich, old guy just as much as girls from wealthy countries.

frigginloon said...

There is hope for gold diggers yet! Hmm, I wonder how many sleeps before death?

Vodka Filly said...

Where can I meet a hot guy like that? I set my eHarmony range to 90, but I haven't been mathed with any hotties like that. Damn. And he's Royal too.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Single and Doc Sin: I think we both know which way Denny's going in this debate. Single.

Can we have sex now, SG?

@AC: Talk to Kennedy.

@Double G: I knew I liked you. Now if they'd only marry destitute ones.

@Loon: O/U at 16.

@Vodka: I can pretend. If it's not enough, you can watch my self-help docu "May/December"

singlegirlie said...

Does Mr. Royal have moobs?

Denny DelVecchio said...

39 C.

nursemyra said...

Are you making money out of us by linking to a Russian brides site?