Wednesday, April 20, 2011

From the Bag of Tricks: The Most Awesomest Thing You've Ever Seen Ever (Advance #59)


Over the course of my carnally-fruitful decades on this beautiful, silky-hipped Latin He-Ball the Sun most definitely revolves around, I have gained a well-deserved reputation for being a quick-witted, easy on the eyes pleasure serpent.

So Denny Dance knows that his opinions on the ebbs and flows of our cultural bellwethers are almost always spot on.

This humble video masterpiece is living, breathing, shitting proof. Watching it made me emotionally turgid. Hopefully it will do the same for you.

If it doesn't, you're not reading this sentence right now, anyway.

Saddle Up,
Denny DelVecchio

11 comments:

Penelope said...

That is my new favoritest song ever. And yes, English is my first language, why do you ask? Also, all this time I never realized how much (I mean, exactly how much) of a douche Enrique is. I loved the wingman who introduced him at the club. Holy gah, my son's name is Henry. For the first time, I regret that decision.

Baby monkey! Oooh, baby monkey! Thanks for the good times, sexyman. Mwah!

Your Aunt said...

Your well oiled love missile is the most awesome thing I've ever seen

Bearman said...

I think the song is more awesome than the video.

singlegirlie said...

I love posts that mention me. I am a cultural bellwether.

Legs wide open. xoxoxoxx

Denny DelVecchio said...

@P: You have impeccable taste, which is why you visit this site. Enrique has a hairpiece.

@Auntie: Told you never to contact me here.

@Bear: I like the new Miami Jam Re-mix.

@Single: Let's have sex.

zman said...

Saw this video the other day...gotta tell its hysterical plus the monkey holding on so tight..give anything to understand the logic here...zman sends

nursemyra said...

Does Enrique's wingman stuff his crotch?

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Z: Sometimes life just doesn't make sense. Gotta embrace it.

@Good Nurse: Big time. Pitbull is hung like an inchworm.

Special Lady Friend said...

I feel like this is a metaphor for my life right now. I'm not sure how. But I"m just sure.

thegoodgreatsby said...

I shudder to think of the implications for the human race if monkeys learn to ride pigs. The pig-riding monkey army would be unstoppable.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@SLF: No idea what a metaphor is. Can I ride it, eat it, smoke it or drink it? If not, I'm probably out.

@F. Scott: It appears they already have. But I have a plan to stop it if need be. Stay tuned.