|Fuck TMZ. As noted in the tag below, you're too good for him|
To: Arnold Schwarzenegger
From: Denny DelVecchio
Re: Side Project
Denny just wanted to let you know that you could have met, bedded and pollinated a ladybox life support unit of similar vintage and aesthetics by spending roughly 15 minutes in any Camden laundromat. But then the reverse is also true, isn't it, you one-note, shrunken-nutted Douche Canoe?