Friday, June 3, 2011
Advance #78: Several Valid Reasons To Wake Up Tomorrow
Like the dazzling sun ascending in the beautiful Western sky at the bequest of Cragillio the Vile, Denny is about to leaven a sweet cadre of new little baby DelVecchios. And by baby DelVecchios I mean headlines to stories that I'm almost certainly never actually writing.
Although it won't be this good (thank you, KAP), it should allow you to release your pent up fluid of choice on time and under budget.
Happy weekend, my life partners.
New poll: Your Facebook friends don't really give a shit if Jeff Conaway rests in peace.
Report: Cuckolded sadsack beginning to feel like third wheel.
Blake Lively insists naked pictures of Blake Lively aren't her.
Sheen reportedly lucid, considerate after drug underdose.
Emoticon fails to resonate.
Steering wheel, shoulder belt resting comfortably after crash involving girthy reality star.
25 years later, Richard Gere rumors continue to haunt gerbil.
Lohan left on cutting room floor.
Gabriel Byrne boils over: "How does that ugly fucker Geoffrey Rush keep getting all my roles?"
Hips don't lie,