Tuesday, October 4, 2011

From The Bag Of Tricks: Own A Pony (Denny's Bucket List #1)

Over the next 30-40 years, I'll be showcasing for you some of the mountains (and comely ladies) I want to climb before the lease on my Earthly vessel expires and I'm lovingly hoisted up to my dazzling astral estate.

Turning now toward my first entry on this grand list, I fully intend to secure a radiant, well-muscled young horse who will serve as the loyal, non-judgmental friend and confidant that I so richly deserve.

Although it seems like the stuff of science fiction right now, the sands of time may render me a joyless shell of the wanton, husky-shouldered bon vivant that you see before you today.

And who will be there for Denny? My toy-thoroughbred Muggsy, that's who.

With her pristine yellow bows, buoyant leg-bells and empathetic smile that always says "I'll love you no matter what, Papa" we'll be fast friends--the kind who can tell each other anything.

My pony will be a pint-sized, spiritually regal creature that never judges. A humble beast who can provide love, warmth and, in the event of a prolonged famine, a ready source of protein.

So the countdown has officially begun.  I'm coming for you, Muggsy Malone.

Your Future Daddy,
Denny DelVecchio


Nikki B. said...

Let's ride off into the sunset, Denny.

Denny DelVecchio said...

What about the pony?

singlegirlie said...

Now that's a gay pony if I ever saw one. And Denny, aka "Daddy" wants to mount him.

You are a wild one, Den Den. If the pony doesn't work out, you can always try the pony tail butt plug.

Miss you, darling.

Dr. Cynicism said...

This touched me in a special way Denny. I hope that ALL of our lives may be blessed with such a pony.

pattypunker said...

is that some kind of sadistic pink hair brush? because i like the butterfly and don't want to see the device imprints on that pretty pink pony's sexy back side.